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Ask me why and I’ll spit in your eye
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Together we shall create an Evil Empire of common sense!
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I can’t even remember the last time I actually had fun.
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(via living-by-candlelight)
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Today I got my iPhone back, as soon as I saw it I had to give it a big hug. iPhone = love
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No matter how old you are a wrapping paper tube will always be a light saber.
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C
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Dream of the 90s - Portlandia on IFC (by ifc)
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Come to me
those who live in darkness
who see
For the razor at midnight is dull
I can show you, with words
simple as the wind,
your new souls
Roaring through the light towards the walls
I’ll kiss your head
with my lips
and you’ll grow eyes, to see the truth,
as few people do
Gazing at my demoralizing soul
I’ll crawl away to my bed of bones
to stare at the stars,
and wish they were my throne
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Finally I can have bacon in the dessert that dosent impeed on my tactical advantage… Score!
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